Once there was a street, a magic street of magic learning
Where all the children laughed and cried and sang
But then the dark days came and all the magic went away
It was replaced with the criminally insane

Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street

The Cookie Monster eats the little cookie children's heads
While Big Bird laughs and smokes his big cigar
Elmo's counting track marks while The Count is counting money
In the back of his big, black expensive car

Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street

Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?

Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street
Sesame Street is a dead end street

Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?
Where is Snuffleupagus?